If anyone else’s “My Fuzzy Boppy” (TM, patent pending) is malfunctioning like this I just want to remind them that there are no refunds.

My daddy read me a Snoopy book about shapes today.  It was a gift from his sister from before I was born.  I got bored because it was too easy for me.  I need something more challenging.  While my parents sleep I’m currently reading Dickens.  Maybe more like that?
​”It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…”